{"id":10,"date":"2009-02-06T20:44:20","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T20:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/2009\/02\/06\/cono-menos-mal\/"},"modified":"2009-02-06T20:44:20","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T20:44:20","slug":"cono-menos-mal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/?p=10","title":{"rendered":"Co\u00f1o, Menos Mal…!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Un tipo que trabaja en una empresa, agarra el tel\u00e9fono y llama a la recepci\u00f3n para hablar con el mensajero, y le Dice:<\/span><\/font><\/strong>
<\/span><\/font>\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1HEY, JOSE, MENEA ESE CULO Y S\u00daBEME UN CAFE Y DOS EMPANADAS, RAPIDITO,
RAPIDITO… MU\u00c9VETE, QUE SE TE ACAB\u00d3 EL TIEMPO!!!!<\/span><\/font><\/strong>
<\/span><\/font>Al otro lado del tel\u00e9fono se oye una voz varonil que dice:<\/span><\/font><\/strong>
<\/span><\/font>\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1IDIOTA, TE HAS EQUIVOCADO DE EXTENSI\u00d3N, \u00bfSABES CON QUI\u00c9N EST\u00c1S HABLANDO?… <\/span><\/font>EST\u00c1S HABLANDO CON EL PRESIDENTE DE LA EMPRESA , IMB\u00c9CIL!!!<\/span><\/font><\/strong>
<\/span><\/font>El tipo, alterado, le responde:<\/span><\/font><\/strong>
<\/span><\/font>\u00bfY QU\u00c9?, EXPLOTADOR DE MIERDA, <\/span><\/font>
<\/span><\/font>GRAND\u00cdSIMO HIJO’E PUTA. <\/span><\/font>\u00bfACASO SABES T\u00da CON QUI\u00c9N EST\u00c1S HABLANDO?<\/span><\/font><\/strong>
<\/span><\/font>El presidente, sorprendido, responde:<\/span><\/font><\/strong>
<\/span><\/font>\u00a0‘NO’<\/span><\/font><\/strong>
<\/span><\/font>El empleado le contesta suavemente:<\/span><\/font><\/strong>
<\/span><\/font>\u00a0‘CO\u00d1O, MENOS MAL’….. Y\u00a0 cuelga.<\/span><\/font><\/strong>\u00a0<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un tipo que trabaja en una empresa, agarra el tel\u00e9fono y llama a la recepci\u00f3n para hablar con el mensajero, y le Dice:\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1HEY, JOSE, MENEA ESE CULO Y S\u00daBEME UN CAFE Y DOS EMPANADAS, RAPIDITO, RAPIDITO… MU\u00c9VETE, QUE SE TE … Sigue leyendo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}