{"id":119,"date":"2010-01-06T19:28:18","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T19:28:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/2010\/01\/06\/chiste-del-borracho\/"},"modified":"2020-08-27T12:48:17","modified_gmt":"2020-08-27T12:48:17","slug":"chiste-del-borracho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"Chiste del Borracho"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"0\" width=\"60%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\">Una monjita pasa por el lado de un borracho que se le queda mirando y le cae atr\u00e1s, la monjita apura el paso y el borracho tambi\u00e9n, finalmente dobla por un callej\u00f3n, el borracho tambi\u00e9n, resulta ser un callej\u00f3n sin salida.<br \/>\nPor favor no me haga da\u00f1o que soy hermana del se\u00f1or.<br \/>\n\u00a1Sopla! Tremendo cu\u00f1ado me voy a dar.<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/imagenes\/borracho.gif\" width=\"506\" height=\"350\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Una monjita pasa por el lado de un borracho que se le queda mirando y le cae atr\u00e1s, la monjita apura el paso y el borracho tambi\u00e9n, finalmente dobla por un callej\u00f3n, el borracho tambi\u00e9n, resulta ser un callej\u00f3n &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/?p=119\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":420,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions\/420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}