{"id":75,"date":"2009-06-23T12:00:47","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T12:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/2009\/06\/23\/las-loritas-prostitutas\/"},"modified":"2009-06-23T12:00:47","modified_gmt":"2009-06-23T12:00:47","slug":"las-loritas-prostitutas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Las Loritas Prostitutas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Tahoma\" color=\"red\">\u00a0<span style=\"font-family: Tahoma; color: red\">Llega una se\u00f1ora a  conversar con el p\u00e1rroco:<br \/> \u00a0-&#8216;Padre, \u00a1tengo un problema!&#8217;<br \/> \u00a0-&#8216;Dime, \u00bfCu\u00e1l es tu problema, hija?&#8217; <br \/> \u00a0-&#8216;F\u00edjese padre que tengo dos loritas bonitas, pero lo \u00fanico que saben  decir es:<br \/> \u00a0-&#8216;Hola somos prostitutas, \u00bfQuieres divertirte un rato?&#8217;<\/span><\/font><font face=\"Tahoma\"><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma\"><br \/> \u00a0<\/span><\/font><font face=\"Tahoma\" color=\"red\"><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma; color: red\"><br \/> \u00a0Le contesta el cura:<br \/> \u00a0-&#8216;Eso est\u00e1 muy mal hija, pero le propongo algo. <br \/> \u00a0Yo tengo un par de pericos a los que he ense\u00f1ado a rezar,<br \/> \u00a0Tr\u00e1igame sus loritas, las ponemos en la\u00a0jaula con mis pericos y ellos les  ense\u00f1ar\u00e1n y as\u00ed se les quitar\u00e1 lo mal habladas.&#8217;<br \/> \u00a0<\/span><\/font><font face=\"Tahoma\"><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma\"><br \/> \u00a0<\/span><\/font><font face=\"Tahoma\" color=\"red\"><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma; color: red\">La  se\u00f1ora, encantada con la idea, le lleva las loritas al d\u00eda siguiente. <br \/> \u00a0<br \/> \u00a0Al llegar con las loritas ve que los pericos del Padre est\u00e1n en su jaula  concentrados rezando el rosario.<br \/> \u00a0Mete las loritas a la jaula y fieles a su costumbre estas dicen:<br \/> \u00a0-&#8216;Hola somos prostitutas. \u00bfQuieres divertirte un rato? <br \/> \u00a0Y uno de los pericos contesta:<br \/> \u00a0-&#8216;Hermanos, guarden los rosarios y cierren los libros, nuestras oraciones  han\u00a0\u00a0sido escuchadas,<br \/> \u00a0\u00a1LLEGARON LAS PUTAS!<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" size-full wp-image-74\" src=\"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/Loros.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"417\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/Loros.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/Loros-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 417px) 100vw, 417px\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Llega una se\u00f1ora a conversar con el p\u00e1rroco: \u00a0-&#8216;Padre, \u00a1tengo un problema!&#8217; \u00a0-&#8216;Dime, \u00bfCu\u00e1l es tu problema, hija?&#8217; \u00a0-&#8216;F\u00edjese padre que tengo dos loritas bonitas, pero lo \u00fanico que saben decir es: \u00a0-&#8216;Hola somos prostitutas, \u00bfQuieres divertirte un rato?&#8217; \u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/?p=75\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":74,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/74"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}