{"id":85,"date":"2009-07-17T21:34:13","date_gmt":"2009-07-17T21:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/2009\/07\/17\/celebracion-al-extremo\/"},"modified":"2009-07-17T21:34:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-17T21:34:13","slug":"celebracion-al-extremo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"Celebracion al extremo"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"465\" height=\"731\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse\" bordercolor=\"#111111\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\"><font face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"5\" color=\"blue\">     <span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: blue\">Mi mujer y yo      est\u00e1bamos sentados a la mesa en la reuni\u00f3n de mis excompa\u00f1eros de      universidad. Yo contemplaba a una mujer sentada en una mesa vecina,      totalmente borracha que se mec\u00eda con su bebida en la mano. Mi mujer me      pregunt\u00f3: \u00a0 &#8211; \u00bfLa conoces? \u00a0 &#8211; S\u00ed, suspir\u00e9, es mi ex-novia. Supe que se dio      a la bebida cuando nos separamos hace algunos a\u00f1os y me dijeron que nunca      m\u00e1s estuvo sobria. &#8211; \u00a1Dios m\u00edo!, exclam\u00f3 mi mujer \u00a1Qui\u00e9n dir\u00eda que una      persona puede celebrar algo durante tanto tiempo! <\/span><\/font>     <font face=\"Comic Sans MS\" size=\"5\">     <span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'\"><br \/>\u00a0 <\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" size-full wp-image-84\" src=\"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/borracha.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"233\" height=\"281\" \/><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi mujer y yo est\u00e1bamos sentados a la mesa en la reuni\u00f3n de mis excompa\u00f1eros de universidad. Yo contemplaba a una mujer sentada en una mesa vecina, totalmente borracha que se mec\u00eda con su bebida en la mano. Mi mujer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/?p=85\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":84,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/84"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suavesongo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}